What, No Product to Pimp in Some Crazy Getup? We Almost Didn’t Recognize You!
Believe it or not, this is the best glamour girl Katie “Famewhore” Price has looked in forever. There’s no migraine-inducing pink, visible boob or threat of an accidentally-on-purpose flash of her business. Based on those sub-par standards, this is a wee sartorial success. Like if Lindsay Lohan wore pants instead of leggings for even a second. WE GET IT LINDS. You are a walking billboard for your line of ridiculously overpriced leg coverings. Just because you put them on one leg at a time doesn’t qualify them as pants, you know. Anyhoo.
On the other hand, Katie’s leopard leggings are eerily reminiscent of Aunt Lill down in Boca smoking unfiltered cigarettes, drinking a little afternoon pick me up of gin and juice. What? Like your family is so perfect. And paired with boots that put the “ug” in fugly? While we give a point to Katie for putting the girls away, she loses approximately 100,000 points for the hideous footwear. A cute ankle boot or a tall riding-style boot (no, not the pink ones from your equestrian line, Jordan), like these by Franco Sarto, would have been a HUGE improvement.
Does anyone know when Katie’s visa expires and she’s recalled back to England? Between Paris Hilton, Bai Ling, Phoebe Price and the entire Kardashian clan, we’ve got more than our fair share of premiere seat fillers on this side of the pond already, thank you very much.
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